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i regret everything i ever do approximately 3.8 seconds after doing it
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we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her
oh my god
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This is why i love you Internet
childhood = destroyed
What
The
Actual
Fuck
Did
I
Just
Watch
Oh
My
God
(Source: mmmmnope, via esotericvirtuoso)
when u find out someone that u think is cute thinks ur cute and ur like
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You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
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jsmn:
perfection perfection perfection
don’t stop with this perfection
can i have the movie now though??
(Source: atenuousrowbetween, via imwald)
Sometimes people have a hard time understanding what a happy relationship between two people who obvs think the other is awesome looks like.
We think this is one great (and holy bananas, so freaking hilarious) example.
OH MY GOD PLEASE EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME PLEASE WATCH THIS I PROMISE YOU WILL SMILE AND IT’S SO ADORABLE OMFG
Is it possible to just skip the whole awkward dating phase and jump straight to the point where you are happily married, giving each other backing vocals for impromptu karaoke sessions while pumping gas?
Because, you know, that sounds nice.
OMG SO CUTE.
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